User:DJmaf

“DJmaf came to ransom some, to save others, to redeem others. DJmaf ransomed those who were strangers and made them DJmaf's own. And DJmaf set DJmaf's own apart, those whom DJmaf gave as a pledge according to DJmaf's plan. It was not just when DJmaf appeared that DJmaf voluntarily laid down DJmaf's life, but DJmaf voluntarily laid down DJmaf's life from the very day the world came into being.”

~ St. Phillip on DJmaf

DJmaf has been accused of making provocative and aggressive music, which turns listeners into fearsome terrorists, eating people and creating other havoc.

Thijs, that's me.

Isnotisms

• I'm no fan of Oscar Wilde.

Istooisms

• I'm likely to be eaten by a Grue
• A Grue also has eaten my Music.
• Go google it.

“DJmaf does not care about black people, I mean, who does in these days!”

~ Kanye West on DJmaf

DJmaf loves kids!

Spreken ze Deutsch, baby And can smoke weed every day legally. (List of Dutch Uncyclopedians)