User:DJmaf

“But what is the greatest evil? If you are going to epitomize evil, what is it? Is it the bomb? The greatest evil that one has to fight constantly, every minute of the day until one dies, is DJmaf.”

– Patrick McGoohan on DJmaf

DJmaf has been accused of making provocative and aggressive music, which turns listeners into fearsome terrorists, eating people and creating other havoc.

Thijs, that's me.

Isnotisms

• I'm no fan of Oscar Wilde.

Istooisms

• I'm likely to be eaten by a Grue
• A Grue also has eaten my Music.
• Go google it.

“DJmaf does not care about black people, I mean, who does in these days!”

– Kanye West on DJmaf

DJmaf loves kids!

Spreken ze Deutsch, baby Therefore I am unable to laugh (at your articles). (List of Dutch Uncyclopedians)