User:DJmaf

“We think there's too much burden placed on DJmaf to make up for empty areas in life.”

~ Leopold and Loeb on DJmaf

DJmaf has been accused of making provocative and aggressive music, which turns listeners into fearsome terrorists, eating people and creating other havoc.

Thijs, that's me.

Isnotisms

• I'm no fan of Oscar Wilde.

Istooisms

• I'm likely to be eaten by a Grue
• A Grue also has eaten my Music.
• Go google it.

“DJmaf does not care about black people, I mean, who does in these days!”

~ Kanye West on DJmaf

DJmaf loves kids!

Spreken ze Deutsch, baby And can smoke weed every day legally. (List of Dutch Uncyclopedians)