User:DJmaf

“Arrgh, it is only a matter of time before the prophesied Gladiator of dreams, DJmaf will come and bring about the final moments of existence, known as... RAGNAROK!!!”

~ a nutjob from 31337 AD

DJmaf has been accused of making provocative and aggressive music, which turns listeners into fearsome terrorists, eating people and creating other havoc.

Thijs, that's me.

Isnotisms

• I'm no fan of Oscar Wilde.

Istooisms

• I'm likely to be eaten by a Grue
• A Grue also has eaten my Music.
• Go google it.

“DJmaf does not care about black people, I mean, who does in these days!”

~ Kanye West on DJmaf

DJmaf loves kids!

Spreken ze Deutsch, baby Ik lach omdat bijna niemand dit begrijpt. (List of Dutch Uncyclopedians)