User:DJmaf

“DJmaf? Yes, I think I had sex with them once. Although I didn't see their face so I can't be sure, for obvious reasons.”

– Oscar Wilde on DJmaf

DJmaf has been accused of making provocative and aggressive music, which turns listeners into fearsome terrorists, eating people and creating other havoc.

Thijs, that's me.

Isnotisms

• I'm no fan of Oscar Wilde.

Istooisms

• I'm likely to be eaten by a Grue
• A Grue also has eaten my Music.
• Go google it.

“DJmaf does not care about black people, I mean, who does in these days!”

– Kanye West on DJmaf

DJmaf loves kids!

Spreken ze Deutsch, baby Therefore I am unable to laugh (at your articles). (List of Dutch Uncyclopedians)