User:DJmaf

“We have the ability to take DJmaf out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability.”

~ Pat Robertson on DJmaf

DJmaf has been accused of making provocative and aggressive music, which turns listeners into fearsome terrorists, eating people and creating other havoc.

Thijs, that's me.

Isnotisms

• I'm no fan of Oscar Wilde.

Istooisms

• I'm likely to be eaten by a Grue
• A Grue also has eaten my Music.
• Go google it.

“DJmaf does not care about black people, I mean, who does in these days!”

~ Kanye West on DJmaf

DJmaf loves kids!

Spreken ze Deutsch, baby The national football team of Holland is the best on earth. (List of Dutch Uncyclopedians)