User:DJmaf

“For DJmaf, all seven deadly sins!”

– Fritz Lang on DJmaf

, Metropolis, 1927

DJmaf has been accused of making provocative and aggressive music, which turns listeners into fearsome terrorists, eating people and creating other havoc.

Thijs, that's me.

Isnotisms

• I'm no fan of Oscar Wilde.

Istooisms

• I'm likely to be eaten by a Grue
• A Grue also has eaten my Music.
• Go google it.

“DJmaf does not care about black people, I mean, who does in these days!”

– Kanye West on DJmaf

DJmaf loves kids!

Least Awards Award

This user has the least number of awards at Uncyclopedia. Whoops, not anymore.

Spreken ze Deutsch, baby Ik lach omdat bijna niemand dit begrijpt. (List of Dutch Uncyclopedians)