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3 March 2011
The Creator Of Facebook Booked for Illegal Activities.[edit | edit source]
CN-Un News.
Public correspondent.
31/Feb/2011
Washington DC, America.
The Whole World Issued A Non-bailable warrant Against Mark Zuckerberg.
On the charge of "spamming the crown princess of NEPAL with friend requests" and then using backend of facebook to login into her account and accepting his own request which was sent to her by him :huh: .
And when she logginned the other day after waking up , while brushing her teeth, the brush still being in her mouth, she screamed and stood gaping as she could still not figure out "How the hell did the crown prince of the terror torn country "facebookacia" get into her friendlist, and again her anger was more fueled when she remembered that she had set a 'corn job' of sending "an invitation for her birthday" to all of her friends in her friends list that night, correctly guessing that an invitation was sent to "Markey" as well, and he would certainly gonna turn up, in the evening party.............
And As you know, Mark zuckerberg comes from a very lousy/poor Family background, his habit of gatecrashing had not subsided. It is told that even now a days, he finds it really uncomfortable to eat a meal in respectable manner, so a dummy party is organized 3 times a day, the whereabouts of which aren't told to marky, since it may create problems with his own conscience , but is strictly arranged in the premises of his office building, so that whenever he has a urge/lust for food he may easily find where to go.
and returning to the princess' party,
Mark came over from Florida to Nepal on Foot(he had started his journey, in order to enter the genius book of world records on 3rd of Jan 2006. It may be noted that he walked/jogged 23 Kms Daily On his treadmill, of course which would then be transported any where he wished to go, by plane.)
mark is still absconding, though reports of his sighting came from Georgia. The hometown of George W. Bush, and all other Georges.
the police is still dumbstruck by the amount of terror this person has caused.
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