User:Cthulhu

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“Well, what else can I say. He's Dreamy!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Cthulhu

“But what is the greatest evil? If you are going to epitomize evil, what is it? Is it the bomb? The greatest evil that one has to fight constantly, every minute of the day until one dies, is Cthulhu.”

~ Patrick McGoohan on Cthulhu

Cthulhu is a God, Defacto Ruler of the World and founding member of the Uncyclopedia Bloods.

Early History[edit | edit source]

Cthulhu was created in much the same way that Jebus was, the only differance is that insted of god's and Josephs batter that mixed, it was God and Chaos' mix inside of the betiful godess Slutertera. Not much is knowen about his childhood except that he spent much of his time giving free blowjobs to various men passing by under his portch. This activity continued untill he was later discovered by the great master porn maker Oscar Wild. To whom he gave a blowjob soon after.

The Knighting of Cthulhu[edit | edit source]

God-hood[edit | edit source]

Defacto Ruler of the World[edit | edit source]