User:Crocotta1/Timmy the Squirrel
Chapter 1[edit | edit source]
Timmy was at summer camp with his friends from school, when he had the need to urinate. He walked to a place in the woods where he could do his business without anyone seeing him. He found a tree. He pulled down his pants and pushed slightly on his sheath so his small rodent penis could come out. He started urinating. After he was done he spit on his penis so that it was lubricated so it could retract back inside the sheath. It wouldn’t go back inside, it had grown slightly and turned a deeper pink colour. It felt really good to touch. Timmy sat down and started to stroke his small rodent penis hoping this will help it retract. This feeling got more intense until his let out a squeak, his paw became slimy with a white fluid. His penis then started to retract back inside.
Timmy?
Timmy heard Tootie calling his name. He quickly pulled his pants back up. She was probably sent by the camp counsellor to look for me, he thought.
Tootie: I could hear you having a good time 😏. Said Tootie.
Timmy was confused, he wondered what it was he did.
Tootie knocked Timmy back into the tree. Timmy could see a large bulge under her skirt.
W..wh..what’s that? Timmy asked pointing to the bulge under her skirt.
“That’s my pseudo-penis”said Tootie. Timmy was terrified, he didn’t know what was going on. Timmy thought to call out for a camp counsellor, but he knew Tootie was much stronger than him and that she could attack him.
Tootie started to pull Timmy’s pants and underwear down. His penis was slightly larger and pinker again. Timmy was even more confused and terrified.
“I see you’re ready to mate with me”. Said Tootie as she took her skirt off. “STAY STILL”. Growled Tootie! Tootie knocked Timmy on the ground and inserted his penis into her pseudo-penis.
Timmy started to get that strange feeling in his penis again. Timmy let out a loud squeak. Instead of on his paw this time, the fluid released into Tootie’s pseudo-penis.
Tootie licked Timmy’s face and stood up, her pseudo-penis retracted. “See Timmy, that wasn’t so bad now was it?”
Timmy was in shock and started running back to camp to tell the camp counsellors what happened.
When he did, they didn’t believe him because Tootie “is a sweet girl and would never do such a thing”. She was obviously the favourite of the group by the councillors
Timmy had trouble sleeping that night.
Chapter 2[edit | edit source]
Timmy woke to a banging at his cabin door. He walked over to see Tootie trying to get in.
YOU’RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE! OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR! Yelled Tootie. Timmy, scared what she’ll do if he doesn’t, he opens the door.
Tootie knocks Timmy onto the floor and inserts her pseudo-penis into his anus. [1] caused Timmy’s anus to bleed. Timmy was in pain, but he was getting that strange feeling in his penis again. As he tried to let out a squeak like last time Tootie covered his mouth to keep him quiet. He released all over the floor. He wasn’t afraid of Tootie anymore and he didn’t know why. Now he wanted her not to leave and keep going. It actually felt sort of nice.
His penis was in a puddle of his white fluid and urine, he peed himself at first from the pain. Timmy did not want Tootie to stop. It hurt a little but it felt good too. But Tootie was already done and she pulled out. No! Yelled Timmy. It felt so good! “You already came” said Tootie. Came? Asked Timmy. Yes. That white stuff on the floor that came out of you. I didn’t think you liked it. But maybe later we could do it again.
During the day Timmy saw Tootie fighting over a beauty magazine with another girl. This girl had a similar fur pattern to her, but had rounded ears and a white tail tuft. This other girl also had braces just like Tootie and wore a bow in her hair. She spoke with a lisp and would spit sometimes. The magazine was being pulled on until all the pages were torn out. Then they ran away from each other in anger. Upon closer inspection it wasn’t a beauty magazine, but something called “Palm Civet Twinks”.
Chapter 3[edit | edit source]
Timmy heard laughter, he looked to his right, Lincoln, AJ (a chimpanzee), Chester, and Jim Pom. Jim is a tiger, but, much like Timmy, Jim also wore a baseball cap. The assignment was to create a secret letter using the Washington Spy code. Jim was laughing because Chester was using it to write rude words. Lincoln wasn’t having it, and told them to do the actual assignment and stop messing around.
Timmy heard Tootie calling his name. Timmy ran over to her. Tootie said that she has a surprise for him and that he should come to her cabin. Timmy did what he was told and followed her to her cabin. At the cabin, Tootie took off her skirt to reveal a bloody pad. Tootie was menstruating. Timmy was afraid at first, but then he felt aroused. Timmy took off his pants and underwear and wanted to mate with Tootie again. Tootie let him. You know how when you put on your socks you need to ravel it down so your foot goes in better. Tootie was able to do this with her pseudopenis, it made it easier for Timmy to mate with her.[2] As Timmy slid in the texture was wet and slimy, he was somehow already close to finishing inside Tootie. In a matter of seconds he already finished. So much sperm came out, it felt so good he couldn’t stop squeaking. When he pulled out, the colours reminded him of when his mom would put milk in his tomato soup.
Chapter 4[edit | edit source]
After mating, Tootie told Timmy that in a few days she’ll be ovulating and able to have a cub with Timmy. Timmy always wanted to have a cub of his own, but then he realised how much trouble he could get into, getting Tootie pregnant. Timmy made that clear, but Tootie said that if her parents found out, they’d be more upset with her than Timmy.[3]Tootie said that in order to hide her pregnancy she will eat a lot of food to make it look like she’s just fat, since they have another three months of camp before they go home. She will tell her parents on the phone that the camp counsellors decided to make the camp longer by a couple days, so she has an excuse to nurse her cub. After that she will give the cub to Timmy. Timmy thought this was a great idea since Cosmo and Wanda could help him, since they have a cub of their own. But then Tootie forgot that she needed a Caesarean section since it could cause serious damage to her anatomy. But thankfully there is a hospital near the camp. Timmy and Tootie’s plan was well put together.
Chapter 5[edit | edit source]
After that he went swimming in the lake, obviously Tootie wasn’t there, but a male poodle named Mikey was there, he was talking about his hometown in Michigan with Lincoln, they both were from Michigan, Lincoln was also talking about his hometown. Timmy started to miss home, he missed being in California, he missed that Vannilï the seal cake from the Carmel ice cream shop (Click for real world equivalent), he missed Gigio’s pizza (used to be one in California irl, now only in Chicago and Evanston). Timmy went back to his cabin, he felt extremely horny. He started humping the bed, he tried not to do it too hard, he could snap his baculum, and that would be an embarrassing trip to the nurse’s cabin. Timmy was still in his swimsuit. The mesh lining that kept him from getting testicular torsion from swimming was now irritating his penis, he was close to ejaculation anyway, so it didn’t matter. He squeaked, he finished in his swimsuit, the warm slimy feeling was calming, he didn’t want to take the swimsuit off. He fell asleep with the semen still there. In the morning he woke up to find his fur all crusty. Being too tired to get up. He thought it was a good idea to go primal and just lick himself clean. Which he did until he smelled smegma, then he actually needed to go shower.. When Timmy walked into the shower cabin he noticed that Mikey and Lincoln didn’t have sheaths, while Jim Pom, Chester and AJ did. Although Chester’s scrotum was above it. [4] Without their sheaths the top of their penis was exposed while the bottom half was still retracted. He ignored it and decided to ignore it and shower.
Chapter 6[edit | edit source]
After Timmy showered, he got dressed and went to Tootie’s cabin. Timmy wanted to snuggle with her. Tootie was on her bed waiting for him. Tootie had started ovulating earlier than she expected, and she told him that. Timmy felt the need to ask what was wrong with Lincoln and Mikey, he felt that she would know for some reason. He asked Tootie. Tootie said that it’s because they’re mammals and it’s possible to remove the sheath and also usually because they weren’t born in the west coast (excluding Hawaii and Alaska), Florida, eastern Canada, or one of the island territories. If you see it on the west coast etc. It’s rare or for religious purposes. Certain countries do it as well. She told Timmy to not worry about it, it’s not like they’re gonna die from it. Timmy asked her why and how she knew this. She said she likes to sneak into the men’s rooms in multiple states. Typical perverted Tootie. Timmy asked Tootie if they could mate now, she agreed. She had a radio in her cabin and it was playing 「般若心經ハードコア」 by Utsu-P. (Now this is starting to resemble that of a script for a cheesy X-rated film). Timmy noticed how slippery the inside of her pseudopenis was, this may be due to her ovulating. Timmy kept thrusting, it felt so good, he was close to ejaculation, he could feel his breathing getting heavier, he started squeaking louder, “Oh Tootie” he moaned, he ejaculated. And then he looked up for some reason and saw a camera, OH SHIT! He yelled. Tootie started laughing, her laughter ear piercing. Every cabin has one, they aren’t even fucking real, it’s just to scare the campers, so they don’t mate or do drugs! I even brought Sanjay and AJ in here and mated with them. The cameras are just hollowed out plastic. You’re okay Timmy. I’ll make sure to visit my cub as well. I hope Chloe doesn’t get jealous, fucking bitch, she almost destroyed the world a couple times.
Chapter 7[edit | edit source]
A new boy, a teenage lion, who goes by the name Zeke K. Nobody dare say his full name, it sounds like something terrible. He had a missing ear, it was bitten off by a group of people called the SHASP (Skinheads Against Speciel Prejudice) (click for real world equivalent), after making a speciest and sexist comment toward a young female hyaena in New York “you got a lot going on down there, don’t you honey?” Thankfully the SHASPs were nearby to teach him a lesson. The counsellors didn’t let him in, he had to sneak in. Tootie, even though she was 3 days pregnant, she knew him, she remembers him wandering around the streets of Dimmsdale one time, the shit he said to her, she was eager enough to whoop his arse even more, snapping his tail in two sections. Now, how does that feel, Wow Wow Wubzy? Tootie said. Sanjay recognised him as well, he yelled “You nazis stole the symbol of my religion and perverted it using it as a symbol of speciel mass murder!” Sanjay started biting his fingers off. Chester saw the commotion and also recognises this lion as the lion who wanted to kill his dad because he wanted to “finish his species off” since his dad was the last of his kind. Chester started kicking Zeke in his nuts multiple times until he heard them snap. The counsellors were Generation X and knew what was up, they didn’t complain about this once.
Chapter 8[edit | edit source]
That night, Tootie woke to 5 lionesses in her cabin, most likely Zeke’s bitches. She ran so fast that she was able to squeeze herself out. She cried for the first time in 10 years. The last time she cried was when her grandfather died. She doesn’t usually cry because her testosterone usually neutralises the tears.
She ran to Timmy’s cabin and told him to hide under the bed with her. She needed to be with him, to protect him, since lions like to attack the weak. She texted AJ and told him to hack the intercom. AJ knew of a couple of Gorillas that lived in this woods year round, as cousins, he asked for their help. Half an hour later, the door was punched down, oh shit! Screamed the lionesses. As they were pummelled one by one. She ran and took Timmy to find Zeke. She knew exactly what she was going to do to Zeke this time. EXACTLY. She found him, huddled under a tree in pain. Tootie heard the lionesses running away. Using her claw, she brutally sliced his baculum out. Zeke screamed in pain. The lionesses, all beaten up, with broken bones came to see what was happening. They saw that Tootie tore his baculum out. Now that the lionesses knew that he won’t be able to satisfy them in bed anymore, they left him. That day, Tootie made him a grave, that was then used as a new public restroom. Tootie wore his baculum as a necklace charm, she claimed it made her pseudopenis bigger, and more pleasurable for Timmy when she was on top and getting him from behind.
Chapter 9[edit | edit source]
Three months had passed, Tootie was in labour and about to give birth, Chester, AJ, and Timmy all helped and lifted her into a red wagon and took her to the hospital to get a Caesarean section. Once they went into the hospital, the service was even more immediate than usual since she was a spotted hyaena. The Caesarean section was successful. And out came a squirrel hyaena hybrid. Timmy named this curious hybrid “Tokhter fun Voryer” a Yiddish name meaning “Daughter of the Warrior”. (This is becoming really cheesy, I know! But it does blend into the rest of Wattpad this way!)
Tootie nursed it for a few days. And gave Timmy baby formula. He knew it was going to be easy hiding this baby with Cosmo and Wanda.
. He had to take this baby to school with him, every time it would cry he took it to the bathroom to feed it or change it’s diaper. Crocker thought it was him crying and then running out of the room, Crocker called him a baby. (Lmfao)
THE END
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ In both males and females, the base of the glans is covered with penile spines.
- ↑ Once the female retracts her clitoris, the male enters the female by sliding beneath her, an operation facilitated by the penis's upward angle.
- ↑ Male on female rape is almost impossible with hyaenas. Since they have a pseudopenis and tend to be more aggressive than males. Although female hyaenas do hump males out of dominance.
- ↑ The penis of the male opossum is "bifurcated" or split on the end. This trait is true of all marsupials. It is interesting to note that on opossums, the testicles are located "in front of" the penis, rather than behind it.