User:Crocotta1/Steve Irwin Alternate Deaths
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Spotted Hyaena[edit | edit source]
We’re here to witness the mating of the spotted hyaena. No this isn’t docking. These aren’t even two males.
*WHOOOOP* OH FOCK!
The female! It’s biting my leg off! *CRUNCH*
His mum[edit | edit source]
Oh crikey, I forgot to defrost the emu mate! *Mum pulls in the driveway* CRICKEY! *Puts emu in bathtub* *Mum banging the door down* MUMS HAVE THE EXACT WEIGHT OF AN AFRICAN ELEPHANT!
- Hides under bed* I’m gonna kill you, love! *cocks gun* oh fock! *jumpscare* *gunshots*
Clif[edit | edit source]
*chases after fast snake* *runs off clif* FOCK! *gets bitten by snake on the way down*
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