User:CoolKidz9001/Little Bill

This page in a nutshell: today is punishment day

Little Bill getting grounded

Little Bill is a 5 year old idiot who gets grounded and cums everywhere, that's all you need to know about him. Nothing to see here, move along!

You REALLY want to know about him

Little Bill Glover was born to the stupid glover family, as a crudely animated human. 5 Minutes after being born, he went wild, cummed on his mom, drove a truck into a church, misbehaved at Taco Bell and drank alcohol. In total, he has received 9001 punishment days and has been grounded 666666 times. He also wears nappies, because he pees his pants too much. He even sold some of the most illegal drugs to children (note: Don't sell drugs, it's bad). He even said the N-Word, oh wait. He's black, so he can say the n word without getting in trouble. He prefers to cum on his mom, have sex with his mom, give his mom a boobjob and sell drugs with his mom. He also hates HowTo as they sued wikiHow for plagiarism. Now he wants to kill everyone at Uncyclomedia. As he is VERY PISSED!! He can also cum all over the lawn and hit himself on the head with a baseball bat 7 or 8 times. If you see him please huff a kitten and pour boiling water down your trousers. So FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! If your dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend your a big enough schmuck to cum to big bill hell’s cars. Little Bill is also a faggot.

Trivia

• He hates his parents as they always ground him and cum all over him.
• He once read the offended page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, he was so offended that he cummed everywhere in a crudely animated style.