User:Contestant/XMas

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ARE YOU PREPARED?

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN.
WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

TAKE HEED.
TAKE NOTICE.
TAKE COVER.

a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.
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