User:Contestant/UnNews:These gifts are terrible

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26 December 2007

BOSTON, Massachusetts -- Seriously, Jen, these gifts are terrible.

Look at this! Look at this crap from Uncle John. First off, we have a sewing machine already; secondly,

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