User:Contestant/UnNews:Hot dog, Pat Sajak's on!

St. ANDREW'S NURSING HOME, GLASSELL PARK, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA -- Eunice! Eunice! C'mere, Eunice! Pat Sajak's on!

Oh, Patty, you are the high point of my day. Eunice! Isn't he the best?

Ooh, Eunice! Eunice! Come back here! The best part is playing along!

Ah, who needs ya. Come on, Pat, take me to the toss-up.

C... H... L... CHOCOLATE PIE. CHOCOLATE HAT. CHOCOLATE RAIN?

Chlorine gas... I was close.

Ah, but you don't care, do you Pat? It's gonna be you and me, together forever. God, I yearn for you, Pat.