User:ColinAlston/Capybara
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The Capybara is a small hairy animal. Botanists say that the Capybara is a rodent, however the Capybara is actually a small hairy version of the Hippopotamus containing some extra hax for its small size. It was blessed by Chuck Norris during its creation with true 1337 skills and it is plausible that Mr T evolved from the Capybara.
Capybara facts:
- Although it only eats plants, it was observed on Google making it a notorious member of the Python group.
- Capybaras are known to bide their time in water, waiting for the day when they will flip out and take over the world with their obvious ninja abilities.
- The Capybara originates from Japan (this can be seen by its eyes)
- Never in history has a Capybara been gullible
