User:Clemens177/Kwai Chang Caine had rope around genitals

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6 June 2009

"Ahh soo...a brind man could have seen this coming, no?

Bangkok, Thailand - Kwai Chang Caine was found nude and hung, with a rope around his genitals, in a hotel in the sex and AIDS capitol of the world.

I'm sorry...what the hell else can I add to that? I mean, I'm good, but not that good.

Sources

• Tim Henley "Actor found dead with rope around genitals" Celebrity Gossip, June 5, 2009