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Forms of Duck butter[edit | edit source]
There are many forms of duck butter. The Urban Dictionary defines Duck butter as follows:
Noun. 1) Fat from milk and duck added to churning butter (China). 2) Various musical bands. 3) An alcoholic drink and 'cure all' once sold in the late 1800's and early 1900's. 4) The sweat between one's butt cheeks often leading to a condition referred to as gig butt, chapped ass or swamp ass (see Smegma, Swamp ass, Gig butt.)
An example of the last definition is used by David Sherrill playing the character Skank from the movie 'The Wraith.' Skank: Lot of duck butters out at the lake today, hey Pack? (IMDB Quotes)
There is also Duck Butter Intergalactic shipping (no really... there is. Check em out. Their rates are quite reasonable for deep space.)
For you Surfers out there, Duck Butter is a necessary biding lubricant for any serious wake boarder or water skier, or anyone who interested in learning the sport.
Also, from the small town of Alba, Texas, there is a Duck butter hot sauce rated as surprisingly good by 'Tears of Joy'. A Louisiana-style sauce, but with way more spices than those hot vinegars and much more rich. A perfect hot sauce for Buffalo wings and any Cajun dish!
A secret society and several improv troupes have recently named themselves Duck butter- or some variation in spelling of the word that sounds the same.
Secret Society[edit | edit source]
Du(k3u++eR is one of the secret societies based at Winthrop University, in Rock Hill, South Carolina. It is a group of jumpsuit clad, patch wearing scientist, doctors, artist and musicians. The society was founded in 1996 by pledges Xavier G. Neuro, O. Bent Stiletto, ODB Duck and D.A.R.K. The first Society, or "the duck buttered," were initiated the following summer, 1997. The society is globally active to this day.
With the downfall of many Greek Fraternities, a cultural shift started to appear to upperclassmen at the school. Having a cultural, spiritual, and fundamentally different attitude of self- as it pertained to campus (and society) the founders set out to build their own group. After staging many large practical jokes on the entirety of the campus, the exploits moved into a more musical and artistic direction. Furious with school officials over action at the school, the group became more political and went underground. It was at this time that the group moved to take action at higher levels of state and federal government. A roster of prankster/ musical groups involved in the Du(k3u++eR social/ political activities began to show up at many institutions around the US. Older members, in some reports, have infiltrated several high positions in the US Government with many strides into international trade and Politics. NASA trainees, scientist and supervisors are also mentioned in reports as well as many involved with Hollywood. Their motives remain unknown.
The true names of individuals involved in the original secret society at Winthrop University, have never been released. The society's current membership rosters and activities- while known to select individuals, students and staff- are not disclosed to the public. The society inducts only those chosen by current and former members. The society inducts only at night, often without warning.
The very posting of the activities and knowledge of this society on Uncylopedia shows the level of its secretive nature- which some critics say is lacking.
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