User:Ceridwyn/Unununium

History of Unununium

Throughout history, Unununium has played interesting roles, notably:

• Cyborg Hitler once attempted to utilize this element as an alternative power source when throwing the Jews into incinerators was considered "not cruel enough by today's genocidal standards."

• Unununium was also once used as a powerful narcotic, making it the indirect creator of such disasters as the Smurfs and Wikipedia.

• Unununium must also accept partial blame for the incompetent rescue of the flooded New Orleans, as "Whatever the fuck this thing was supposed to be doing, it was either not doing it or taking vacation." The mysterious disappearance of several New Orlean Jews is currently being investigated.