User:Ceridwyn/Stranglethorn Vale

Stranglethorn Vale

Stranglethorn vale is the home of the evil renown World of Warcraft Gankers People lie in wait for an innocent n00b and strike often one shotting them and mocking their pathetic attempt to escape the carnage. Here is the stages of you they perform this evil deed.

Stage 1

Find yourself a high traffic area where a n00b is sure to show their ugly mug up at, many gankers find nesingwary's expedition and then find a hiding place.

Stage 2

The innocent n00b turns up to hand in a worthless use of 30 minutes also known as a Quest this is your time to strike you raise your Sword/Axe/Staff or whatever the hell you attack with and attack taking the n00b off guard.

Stage 3

You tear into the n00b sending arm's, leg's and shit flying everywhere and emote /laugh at the n00bs mangled corpse.

Stage 4

Hide in a 31 yard + radius of the corpse and wait for the n00b to return from the sprit healer. As you wait the n00b is crying to his/her guild:

[Guild]:[n00b]says: OmGz some n00b has just ganked me /cry

[Guild]:[Uber70]says: Stfu n00b no 1 cares.

[Guild]:[Carebear] says: kk n00b group with me and tell me where he is.

[Guild]:[n00b] says: kk

Stage 5

After waiting a while you see the n00b rez and get up, you are about to strike again and out of nowhere some 70 beams out of nowhere and runs towards you.

You perform: run.

70 Performs: auto attack

auto attack hits you for 29828211

you die

All of a sudden your body falls to the floor like a sack of potatoes and a box appears on the screen beckoning you with "release sprit" your exit is met with the sound of the fear striking "KEK".

Stage 6

after a loading screen, you open your eyes to a 60's black and white movie. No you just died after sighing you run back to your bodies location only to see the 70 hanging over you doing an emotion you sigh and realize its time to log off.

Booty Bay

The vigilant guards of Booty Bay cannot save you from the terror the gankers unleash. n00bs can be stalked around the town and killed in various "agro free spots" rogues are immune to this rule because after they kill the n00b they vanish and the guards are like WTF and go back to smoking pot.