User:Cartzca

This user is a total UKer and knows how to queue. (British Uncyclopedians)

gee 4

This user speaks Geek at a near-native level.

gee 4

typo-0

This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

2000

I have contributed 2000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.

2000

This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

This user be getting drunk on his booty..