User:Cartzca

This user is a total UKer
and prefers to use pavements to sidewalks.
(British Uncyclopedians)

gee-4

This user speaks Geek at a near-native level.

gee-4

typo-0

This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

2000

I have contributed 2000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.

2000

This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate .

This user be a pirate in disguise.