User:Cartzca

This user is a total UKer

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and is terribly polite but refuses to curtsy.

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(British Uncyclopedians)

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This user speaks Geek at a near-native level.

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Typo 0

This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

Typo 0

2000

I have contributed 2000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.

2000

This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

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