User:C Labombard

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I live on the southern end of Texas, in the United States. I am a member of Earth's renowned species of upright walking meat. I have a light coating of brown, sometimes striped fur with a light tan, spotted skin. I am known to make low growls and strange resonations. I have a mate, but no children, and can normally be found in my cave gesticulating upon a small square device. My diet consists of water and various animals and plants. When outside I'm either hunting with my mate or moving a noisy machine back and forth across the fiery plains.

My glorious sites which I coded with my own fingers:

http://www.authenticink.com/ - my wife's content, our business, my coding
http://www.biersuppe.com/ - my wife's comic, my coding
http://www.skyofscreams.com/ - my dismal site, my own content and coding

My specialties are web design, literary arts, making shit up (philosophy), and occasionally cooking something that tastes really good. My latest project was Bier Suppe, an online comic started in 2004. Before that I slapped together Sky Of Screams and called it a 'web site'. Before that my wife and I decided we needed a corporate site, so I threw out all her ideas and did it my way. I have yet to get any puddin' tang out of her since that fateful day. I'm a sad clown.

Great goodness it's meat
I'll give you something to eat
You'll love it's tastiness
And goggle at it's splender
But for goodness sake
Bier Suppe is hard to beat

http://www.biersuppe.com/