User:Bungo
The Bungo is a rare species of zebra which only occurs when a Karl Marx mates with a Female Janitor. The Bungo is rarely seen, and it is thought that there is only one bungo in existence, which reportedly lives in Bethesda, Maryland.
'''Bungos Can Kill Brain Cells with a Glance!'''
Warning!
All Bungos have the power to kill brain cells with a single glance, this was discovered by Riccardo Dallavechia when he was asked where Newfoundland was while looking at Dwight. (Riccardo also might be manic) Many scientist have attributed this to a lack of any beuaty, or in simpler terms, the ugliness of a Bungo can destroy brain cells. The only way to stop losing brain cells is to look at a bungo through a glass bottle, or just don't look at one. The bungo has also been compared to a basilisk due to its deadly stare.
The Bungo's scientific name is Bungois Incredibulis. The single bungo alive today is named Dwight Townsend-Gray. Because there is only one of these incredible species alive, it has been placed on the endangered imaginary animal list.
All Bungos live in bungalows, but not all bungalows have Bungos in them.
Andrew Scott was the first man to find and discover the bungo. On May 23rd, 2007, he discovered the first live Bungo and named it "Bungo"
Famous Bungo Quotes[edit | edit source]
"You're a Bungo" - Andrew Scott the first time he saw a Bungo
"Jesus" - Ben Huizinga when he first saw Dwight T.G.
"Im pretty sure you just said Bungo again"- Bryant Wolf after he got annoyed at Andrew
'"What's a Bungo"'- Ricky
"Hehehehehe. He said Bungo!"- Beavis to Butthead.
"Fuck, FUCK, FUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!"' - Bungo Dwight after having been sat on with a chair
"Hey guys, did you know that you lose a lot of brain cells when you give birth to a Bungo??"-Ricky
"That's what she said"- Nichols after everything he hears believed to be the only English he knows.
"Leonardis if you take in my plate I'll let you touch me"-Andrew Scott
"Dwight was put together by a group of drunk monkeys, not me!"-GOD
Breaking News!!![edit | edit source]
Your mother is an established Bungo. This was found out by Bungo-Hunter/ Bungo-Expert Ben Follett.
MORE BREAKING NEWS!!![edit | edit source]
Characteristics Of Bungos, or How to Recognize Bungos, a scientific study by B. Follett
- usually have either an elongated chin or an enormous nose
- can vary in attitude from very annoying, to painfully obedient
- some have a tendancy to run into or trip over inanimate objects, which makes them perfect for comedic videos of the Monty Python genre. (It is a well known fact the Monty Python actors were professional Bungo hunters in disguise)
- Eddie T. Head, better known as the Iron Maiden mascot, led his troops of headbangers against an army of Bungos in the War of the XXY Syndrome. The Bungo troops, fighting under their XXY standard, were devastated by the onslaught of killer guitar riffs and the sheer speed at which the bass notes were coming at them, and as a result there are very few Bungos left
- James Hetfield, the singer for Metallica is said to have had sexual relations with a Bungo, because he just couldn't get anything else
- One of the most famous Bungo hunters in history was Jimmy Page, who was Ben Follett's mentor and inspiration in Bungo hunting
- Bungos range from low to high intelligence, although the most intelligent are usually noticed by their random, often stupid remarks, whereas the dumber ones generally tell random sex jokes, in the spirit of trying to look smart
- Ronnie James Dio, an person also known as a Gremlin, is said to be Anti-Bungoist, and goes to great lengths to stop any Bungos from reaching prominence in society
[[Image:[[Image:dio|left|thumb|250px|This is what Dio does to Bungos.]]]]
B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G N-E-W-S[edit | edit source]
B. Huizinga has become the first man to ever kill a Bungo with a frisbee! This was discovered early last week when a frisbee thrown with the amazing "hammer throw" struck the bungo right between the eyes. The bungo fell down promptly and then started yelling "FUCK, FUCK, FUCKITY FUCK FUCK" He then rolled over onto his side, starting coughing up bones of small children and died.
Confession[edit | edit source]
I, Dwight Townsend-Gray, hereby admit that I am completly a bungo. I cannot hide in my Bungalow. I want to become a normal member of society.
Bungo Habitat[edit | edit source]
Most Bungos live in Bungalows, but not all do. Some Bungos choose to live in trash cans or other garbage receptacles, i.e. dumpsters, etc.
List Of Famous Bungos[edit | edit source]
- Lars Ulrich: Drummer for Metallica, stupid, long nose
- George H.W.H.H.H.H.W.DUMB.H.W. Bush: President of United States, has a genetic condition where his ears are the feature most deformed instead of his chin/nose etc... also exhibits extreme lack of presidential capabilities.
-Your Mom
-Big Foot
Education[edit | edit source]
Bungos Attend The Bungo Academy of America. It is located in Bethesda,Maryland.Karl Marx,Dwight Townsend-Gray,Tri-DENT (aka Orbitz), and a random female janitor, founded the school in 2007. At the Bungo Academy of America Bungos learn how to tell random sex jokes,be T&A( tall and akward), and asexually respawn.
Ben Follett Field Guide to Finding and Recognizing Bungos[edit | edit source]
-look for awkward traits such as elongated chin, large noses or large ears, even remarkable stupidity