User:BobNewbie/Box of stuff
This is a box filled with magical stuff I don't give a crap about much but may need/want later.
Pile of great ideas for the future[edit | edit source]
- Ten Little Porn $tars (Ten Little Soldier Boys remake)
Messy pile of images[edit | edit source]
Neat stack of templates and stuff in the middle[edit | edit source]
| Image | What? | Why? |
|---|---|---|
| "Zombie" | Canada | Blah |
| "Puddi Puddi" | Shh | Lol lol lol lolspam...lol lol |
| "kthnxbye" | I find your lack of virginity...disturbing | Go away. |
Old greeting card hiding at the bottom which could one day be found and spawn a international Swedish movie franchise based on the true story about how I found the old greeting card at the bottom of my box of stuff.[edit | edit source]
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I have a talking zombie
Ten Little Porn $tars[edit | edit source]
Ten little porn $tars, drinking their red wine.
One drowned a drunkard and then there were nine.
Nine little porn $tars, part of a steamy large date.
One got a STD and then there were eight.
Eight little porn $tars, sucking all the semen.
One choked on it and then there were seven.
Seven little porn $tars, posting p0rn pics.
One's IP got blocked and then there were six.
Six little porn $tars, not again virgins for all their lives.
One's ass got blocked up and then there were five.
Five little porn $tars, being butt pwned by Thor.
One was a whore and then there were four.
Four little porn $tars, realized it was pee.
It wasn't semen so then there were three.
Three little porn $tars, one was called to the bed with a coo.
His little boner grew to big for him and there were two.
Two little porn $tars, the little girl yelling "Yum!"
The little boy gave her more and then there was one
One little porn $tar, masterubating to naughty video's till he could cum.
He realized that one wasn't fun and proceed to get hung.
And then there was cum.