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Bob is the world-renowned inventor of the wheel, cheese, and Canada. He was born in the year 1337 and is immortal. Bob is the King of the Internet and the 56th and last United States President.

Bob is said to become God in 31337.

Some believe that Bob should be placed in quotes, like so: "Bob" - but that's heretic talk and will get you burnt on a pyre.

not to be confused with JR "Bob" Dobbs
Damn! --IMBJR 21:03, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I did not even write it! :D I was quite pleased when I learnt that I would become God... Of course i have to wait a bit...

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