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A. F. H. appearing in the documentary Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Dr. A. Famous Historian (1897-2006) was a professor of Quantum Historical Mathematics at Cambridge University for 60 years and is formally known as one of the most well known American historians of the 20th century. AHF was also an outspoken advocate for the continuation of history. "If history were to not continue, the whole world would be doomed."

Literary Work[edit | edit source]

  • Through the Eyes of the Past (1922)
  • What is History? (1924)
  • The Enigma of Secrets (1925)
  • The Last 100 Years: Why did they suck? (1930)
  • Last Year: Why did my book suck? (1931)
  • Historical Evidence: Why the pilgrims were high (1933)
  • Founding... Mothers?! (1934)
  • Democracy: Who's to say it won't fail? (1937)
  • World War One: The worst war ever (1938)
  • World War Two: The new worst war ever (1942)
  • Historical Evidence: Why we can never hope to win the war (1943)
  • Native Americans: Are they faking it? (1946)
  • The Sun: Fact or fairytale? (1948)
  • Benjamin Franklin: The story of a colored man in a white man's body (1950)
  • BABEraham Lincoln: The story of a woman in a white man's body (1951)
  • Smoke that Cigar! Everyones Doing it! (1952)
  • Communism and Why We Should Support our Glorious Socialism Comrades! (1955)
  • Senator McCarthy: No, You are the Communist! (1956)
  • Atilla The Nun, A Biography