User:BenFleming

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This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that the Planet of the Apes was Earth all along, Prince Arthas kills his father and, in the expansion pack, merges with the Lich King, Mister Glass was the mad bomber to begin with, Harold and Kumar are going to Amsterdam, Mordred is King Arthur's son, Mary Magdalene, who was married to Jesus, is buried under the pyramid in the Louvre, and the holy grail is actually their descendants, Heathcliff finally dies, and Catherine and Hareton get married, Daniel Jackson becomes a Prior of the Ori, Axel self destructs to save Sora, Donald, and Goofy, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!


I'm aerodynamic, bish! Whoo! This is my pathetically badly-done user profile. Leave me alone, okay! ;_;


“If I had a dime for every time someone misspelled the word "bitch", I'd owe Captain Obvious quite a lot of money.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Ben's pathetic page

“In Soviet Russia, Ben Fleming's YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Ben Fleming