User:Bad Shroom/NASA launches Rockets at Moon for Water; Recession being ignored

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Remember when you lost your job, was piled in debt, and was forced to foreclose your own house? How about when the DOW JONES fell over 800 points? Or even when you when you were forced to sell all your prized posessions? Wait, i's still happening today! But don't worry, because now you wipe those tears knowing NASA's using the USA's hard-earned that it doesn't have so it can blow up the moon for water! Yes, that's right!


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