User:Ashibaka/UnNews:Really boring anti-racism rally in Sydney

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Bored protestors sit in the sun and hold up signs for a while.

December 19, 2005

A number of peaceful rallies were held in Sydney to protest violent racism. For some inexplicable reason, no racists showed up.

Lebanese Australian student Chakeem Mujksjrnmrpof stared blankly at Uncyclopedia reporters for a few seconds before realizing he had been asked a question. "Oh, it's been pretty dull actually," he said. "We did a bit of chanting, but then we realized this was going to be an hour-long protest, and the objects of our anger are nowhere in sight."

Speaker Oscar Wilde talked about how terrible racism is for a while, then someone tiredly shouted "Preach on, brother!" and the speaker stopped talking, overwhelmed by the ennui of the crowd, and stepped down from the podium.

After a while the rally awkwardly dispersed.

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