User:ArtemisFowlThe2nd/Artemis Fowl

Artemis Fowl is a Criminal Mastermind and one bad mutha..SHUT YO MOUTH who pretty much owns Ireland and the world of crime. He is very smart. He is the ruler of the Fowl Enterprise which is an enemy of "Team Rocket" and "Team Galactic". Artemis Fowl likes to stir up crap and screw with everyone's day on a daily basis. He is founder of the evil websites known as "Wikipedia" and "Wika.com". Artemis some times likes to shuffle around Uncyclopedia and Wikipedia articles despite that he created Wikipedia. He is also the founder of the evil force known as "Microsoft" which created the beast known as "Windows". He is a professional l33t sp34ker. He uses l33t sp34k because he knows that smart people would never waste their time with learning it and anyone that could understand it was too much of an idiot to comprehend 4rt3m1s's ub3r p10tz.

Tupac Shakur's life story Kidnapping Holly Short

Artemis wanted to have sex with a fairy had plans for some kind of human-fairy crossbreeding. So he and Takashi Takeda Butler went to pwn kidnap LEPrecon Nazi Navi Holly Short. Artemis got into big troube with the LEP at the time. They threatened to pop a Bio-bomb in his ass. At one point Holly and Artemis had a conversation in holly's cell.

Holly:"What's your plan? Let me guess, "l33t h4x1ng"."

Artemis:"Nothing so grand. Just for the lulz."

Holly:"Do You realize that all this could cause Bush to start a War On Fairies!?"

-Holly and Artemis

The LEP retrieved Holly and proceeded to pop a Bio-bomb in his ass but thanks to some l33t h4x1|\|g, Artemis and his little punk friends and his Crack-head mother survived.

Ozai Problems

When Artemis heard of Ozai's plans to burn the world to the ground and create an all Fire Nation world he was very unamused. Artemis hired an assassin named Aang to go kick Ozai's cowardly butt. Artemis was not pleased that Aang did not kill Ozai, so he went and did it himself.

Galactic Wars

Artemis Fowl was displeased about Team Galactic's plans to create a new pimpin' universe without crime and drugs. So he traveled to Sinnoh and stole an old man's Pokemon and use them to destroy Team Galactic hideouts across Sinnoh. He chased them all the way to Mount Coronet and brutally beat Cryus to death with his fairly obtained stolen pokemon and made Dialga his b***tch .

Sinnoh takeover

Artemis used his pokemon to terrorize and take control of sinnoh. He then was able to catch Giratina and kill anyone who opposed him. HIs rule came to an end when Arceus came and gave him some Judgement and a Hoof in da face!

“Quick, to the Fowl-mobile!!!”

~ Artemis running away

Rocket Wars

Artemis didn't like how Team Rocket was getting in the way of his criminal affairs. So he decided to send Butler to the Viridian Gym to kick Giovanni's ass while Artemis went to Celadon City and did some illegal gambling.

Chiyo Mihama

Artemis saw the rise of a 10-year-old girl who just happened to be smarter than him. Her empire had already taken control of Kawaii from the Fowl Enterprise. Artemis united with the LEP and convinced them that Chiyo Mihama was "pure evil". They invaded Kawaii with the help of Julius "The Man" Root and held up Kawaii for 6 months but later got their asses Hayate'd by Chiyo.

Harry Potter

Artemis despised Harry Potter because he believed that he was stupid jerk who didn't deserve seven books.

"I dont like your Jerk off name, I don't like your Jerk off face, I don't like your jerk off behavior, and I don't like you, Jerk off." - Artemis Fowl to Harry Potter at the 2012 comic-con.

Artemis Fowl's Enemies

• Giovanni
• Cyrus
• Ganondorf
• Your Mom
• Ozai
• <insert name here>
• Uncyclopedia
• Miyuki Takara
• Giratina
• Domo
• Long Feng
• Dr. Eggman
• Chiyo Mihama

Famous Quotes

"This is Artemis Fowl, stop writing Fan-fictions about me at once."

"I don't like lollipops."