User:ArrowFlint22/Dr. Ludvig Maxis
Dr. Ludvig Maxis is a fucking junkie that created Group 935.
Childhood[edit | edit source]
Maxis was born in the year 434354765442222234 in the town of Go Fuck yourself, Germany. As a child Maxis always loved school subjects such as: Meth making class, chemistry, biology, and algebra. He would always make drugs in his free time. His parents (who were also junkies who had of course influenced their drug habits on their son) were in complete support of this, and let him make a meth lab in their basement. He and his parents would then use this lab to start a small drug dealing business and make a shit ton of cash and be like Donald Trump!
Meeting Richtofen[edit | edit source]
Edward Richtofen and Ludvig Maxis would meet in college and become best friends because friendship is magic(no brony shit aloud!) of how much they had in common. They would later go on to form their own drug business known as "Group 935". The organization started out as a street-side crack-cocaine dealer.
One day however they discovered a new drug! A space rock called Element 115. After that 935 became the talk of the town, because WHO THE HELL WOULDN'T WANT TO SMOKE A FUCKING METEOR!? of how exotic the drug was, however they needed to go BIGGER and become a global enterprise and to do this they needed more publicity.
Richtofen had luckily found out that his old childhood friend Adolf Hitler was the talk of the town and had started a Nazi movement of nazi people. They soon joined the Nazis and the two them made space rocks with Hitler!
Death[edit | edit source]
Doctor Ludvig Maxis died when he slipped on a banana peel left by Donkey Kong and was the beaten to death by a Gypsy Child with a tire iron. Rest in Spaghetti, never forgetti.