User:Aleister/horn

This is seven ways to describe it.

Witches, warlocks, tantra enthusiasts, gurus, and plain folk out for a good time have all explored the wonders of The Unicorn Horn, an ancient sexual magic and spiritual consciousness technique known by thousands of God-and-Goddess themed searchers across one particular planet. Now it's your chance to share in this bounty, and boy, will you thank us on the talk page when you rev up this surprisingly pleasurable engine.

Once you contemplate, mediate upon, and perfect The Unicorn Horn (aka Unichorn), you reach the stuff and upper lowdown levels of spiritual delight that you see unicorns being metaphorically portrayed as in their best illustrated and literary descriptions (viz., horny, happy, and occultly saucy). And if you ever want to reach it with mankind's friendliest and most productive herb, you may just get flying unicorns!

Here's all you do, simple as pie, totally spirtual and educational in a tantric context if you choose to spend some of your trip on that level, and as directional variational as you can guide and acceptably confront your experiences on newer levels and for longer durations (huh?) (and so, it's going to be simple, and that's all there is to it, but I have to learn to drive it?): The Unicorn Horn forms when a man is closest to cumming or going, having a spurting condiment, playing the Harpo Marx, lighting the sky up with man-raindrops, but hasn't yet found the spring, honked the horn, cheesed the pizza, or watered the lawn. The rod and thy staff is engorged with everything that's in there, and it shall comfort thee - The Horn has been formed. As the horn section of the band, a unicorn is what all women seek because it's biological programmed into our "hard" drives. Now, all you've got to do is keep it going as close to the U'corn as you can, with different rhythms and tempos and time durations - easier written than done - but as simple as that. Keep that going for as long as you can and lots of good things eventually occur for everyone involved. And remember, you've practiced enough by this time that you can hold your pee. Now design a tee-shirt or lapel button saying "I can hold my pee!" with a little smiley face unicorn on it. That should eventually attract somebody knowledgable to at least ask you about it, or, depending on circumstances, buy you a drink or a couple of plates at a good Indian buffet.