User:Akromax
BEWARE ! This monkey eats dozen of chicks like you every morning.
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Let's talk about me[edit | edit source]
Alcoolic, neurotic, asocial, schizophrenic, misanthropist, kleptomaniac, surrealist, nymphomaniac, condescending, stupid, horrible, young, proud, foolish, mad, absurd, execrable, solitary, shameless, egocentric, junk, perv, strange, etheromaniac, thougthless, great, idealist, non-euclidian, anthipatic, human.
I also got a big penis.
This monkey loves himself, and wants to marry himself once gay marriage is allowed. |
The Facebook minute[edit | edit source]
I like to listen Ghostwriter while lying down closing my eyes, to take a walk under the rain, to drink cofee, a lot of cofee, to do smoke circles, to keep my sunglasses when I'm bored in a party, to be still drunk when people are going to work, not to sleep during days and days drinking a lot of cofee, to tell stupid jokes and to be the only one laughing, to philosoph when I'm drunk, to take a bath while drinking red wine, to watch documentaries at night and comment them when I'm alone, to say that I'm in another spatio-temporal plan when someone is boring me, and so on...
Actually, I am typing on my computer, to fill up my user page. And I feel terribly nude, but it's ok because I'm alone. Even if I had prefer to be nude but with someone. But in that case, I guess I wouldn't be on my computer.
Ce monkey est French. So him don't write a English correct.
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