User:A hog staring at a wristwatch/Template:test

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

Purpose

To get us gigs in bands. And groupies.

Usage

{{Bassist|reason}}

• reason = Optional. If not used, the text "because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time" will be appended.

code	produces
{{User:A hog staring at a wristwatch/test}}	This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
{{User:A hog staring at a wristwatch/test| he has [[My Little Penis|really big hands]]}}	This user plays bass, because he has really big hands.