User:A guy with a pipe

My personal weapon, together we destroyed a lot of zombie's heads.

Fuck yeah! I have my own page in uncyclopedia (wow, that was a rhyme). What should I say?... I really have a pipe... and I... eeeh... I like cheese!! ... Let's beat it, I'm just doing this because I'm bored.

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This user is 15 years old. Woop-ti-doo.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is Unamerican …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of Unamerican Uncyclopedians)

ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

ABYSS

This user finished Hypercube. But in a parallel universe, they didn't. Weird, huh? :B

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subliminal!

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MEH

This user redefines lazy!

MEH

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4 8 15 16 23 42 This user watches Lost; and likes it too! they have all the box sets and everything!

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This user believes that admins are control freaks.

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This user doesn't care.

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This user is an adventurer.

This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.

Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is an evil clone of A guy with a tube.

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This space for rent.

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WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
The only reason they use it is because they have to.

This user is a militant atheist.