User:3l1m1n8r/Hit-Girl
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Hit-Girl is a fo-shizzle-mah-nizzle-till-it-starts-tah-drizzle-mah-homie-dizzle-gangsta-as-vigilante-goes-superhero-type-chick, and she is 11 years old. Despite her age, Hit-Girl's sheer awesomeness makes her fucking hot!
Brief History[edit | edit source]
After Frank D'Agangsta locked up her daddy, he trained her to kick ass, and so she does. She has two fully sickle swords that can screw together to make 1 dual bladed sword-stick-thingy. She took down some gangsta/pimp/drug dealer called Ra'Zool da Fool with a sword through the chest. She also took down some crackhead with one of her butterfly knives. She is currently "retired", untill the next film/ comic book. Currently, she holds the records of more kills per second, overcoming Chuck Norris after finishing 957658 mob guys in 10s in a corridor. She is trained in all kinds of known martial arts, gun shooting and lightsaber fight; some even say she descends from Kratos.