User:1261michael

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I like Userboxes!
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This user will give you a seizure.
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user seriously needs to calm down.
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subliminal!
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Stupid Censorship!

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This user is a mutant.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user huffs Kittens but doen't know how to create userboxes, so just pretend this is the latest trend: vertical userboxes!
Stare at this for 5 hours and chant: I want to suck his dick

BLING BLING!

I shall kill you all with my powers!
You know you want this.
















How I Earn Money
RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
















What I want to do when I grow up
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How I was born












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