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i trailled Wesley Snipes for 3 years to write an article on him... that is all
Current Research[edit | edit source]
Help is appreciated with my current theorems
Bob Marley Maths Theorems[edit | edit source]
The root of evil theorem[edit | edit source]
“Every..Every..Everywhere you go, Woman is the root of all evil”
alternatively can be represented as
this is also supported by the song 'No Woman, No Cry which postulates that a condition for Cry is Woman.
unfortunately I can only assume x=2 and that this is a square route, clues to the value of x may lie in this song, or others... i will keep searching
The 2 joint maximum theorem[edit | edit source]
“I smoke two joints in the morningI smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon and it makes me feel alright smoke two joints in time of peace and two the time of war smoke two joints before i smoke two joints
and then i smoke some more”
'Assumptions
"some more" is a non negative integer constant represented by (S)
Marley's Colleague Peter Tosh said
“I don't want no peace I need equal rights and justice”
so time of peace = 0% therefore time of war = 100%
Morning =12am
Afternoon=12pm
Night = 6pm
Complications arise with the following phrase which will be dealt with. smoke two joints before i smoke two joints
Simplest Case
Assuming 2 joints must only be smoked before the other two joint times (except morning which would fall on the previous day) the minimum amount of joints that may be smoked is
when
so the minimum case is 14 joints in a day
Maximum Case
assume the time to smoke a joint is
joints need not be smoked in sets of two as "Some More" can be any non negative integer.
therefore the number of joints able to be smoked in a day is:
as t tends toward 0, j_{max} approaches infinity
this would also be the case if you smoke more than 1 joint at a time.
Range and Conclusions'
j ranges from 14 to infinity!
bob marley smoked at least 14 joints a day - 18 in the special case of war turning to peace or vice versa. ( 2 in the alternate scenario + 2 before)
Bob was alive for 13243 days and a few hours (forget about those)
therefore, assuming there was spotaneous occurences of peace in the world, Bob smoked at minimum of 185,402 joints which is a hell of a lot. Then again 3 of his children were born to 3 different mothers within a month of each other. The guy is a super-hero.
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Help would be appreciated on how stoned you would get.
i am assuming you could just plug in some constants, but thats no fun.. i want evidence.