User:02barryc/UnNews/9.6.06

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May 9, 2006


Good Evening, the time is 9:00 UTC and this the UnNews Daily IRC Bulletin.
I'm BarryC, your presenter for tonight,
Todays' date is the 8th of may

On UnNews tonight our stories are:

  • Uncyclopedia Admin Votes Against Yet Another Quality Article in VFH
  • Peugeot Forced to Terminate Employees at UK Factory
  • Bush appoints Red Foreman as new head of CIA
  • Scotland threatens to invade Iran

Todays featured article is:
Scotland threatens to invade Iran
Scottish King Robert the Bruce has threatened to invade Iran unless they uni-laterally disarm. Iran was, as usual, unimpressed.
(The rest of the article transcends into gibberish and celtic wailings.)

Taking a look at other, less creditable news sources:

  • US urges diplomacy in Iran crisis
  • Abbas urges end to freeze on aid
  • UN elects new human rights body

Taking a look at the Weather tommorow:

  • It will be sunny in Liverpool
  • It will be sunny in the South of America
  • Looking more overcast and overcast in the north

That's all for now, I'm BarryC and that was the Daily UnNews Bulletin.

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