Unreasonable hysteria

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Unreasonable hysteria is a psychiatric phenomenon that afflicts millions of adults annually. Wait, what if that's a bad way to start this article?!

Oh God, I'm fucking this up already!

Let me start over![edit | edit source]

Wait, a new section? Oh my God, I'm not ready for a new section! I haven't even revised the first one! Holy fucking balls, what do I do?!

Holy freaking God![edit | edit source]

Mary, Jesus and great Caesar's ghost, I don't know if this is even redeemable! Oh God, I'M RUINING THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNCYCLOPEDIA!

Was that too many capitals?!?![edit | edit source]

Shit! Oh shit! Shit, bullshit and horseshit! Shit, shit, shit! SHIT! What am I supposed to do now!

Sweet holy fuck, it's a picture! Should that be there?!

Look at all that swearing![edit | edit source]

This will never be acceptable for children to read! My parents can never read this! I'll never get to run for public office! I'm a disgrace to everything!

Ants[edit | edit source]

Ants!

Holy fucking Hell, a link!!![edit | edit source]

Should I click that? I don't fucking know! Where the Hell does it lead?! What if it leads to [porn]?! JESUS BLOODY CHRIST! That link doesn't even stay inside the wiki!

Is this even a wiki?[edit | edit source]

Should Wiki be capitalized? Oh my fucking God! YOUR MOM! AAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAH![edit | edit source]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Oh God. . .[edit | edit source]

This is all a mess! It's all my fault! Someone's going to kill me for this, aren't they?!

Someone help me![edit | edit source]

Get that Todd Lyons guy to help out! He knows what he's doing!

FUCK![edit | edit source]

Oh my God, I need to warn everybody about this before it spreads! FUCK!

Wait! SHIT![edit | edit source]

FUCK! Who the hlel know hwo ot work this thing? Fcuk! I think I'ev goen lysdexic!

The cap ate my brain![edit | edit source]

ARGH!! The cap ate my brain!! Get it off! GET IT OFF!! Die cap die! Where's my brain!? WHERE!? NOOO!

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