Unreasonable hysteria
Unreasonable hysteria is a psychiatric phenomenon that afflicts millions of adults annually. Wait, what if that's a bad way to start this article?!
Oh God, I'm fucking this up already!
Let me start over![edit | edit source]
Wait, a new section? Oh my God, I'm not ready for a new section! I haven't even revised the first one! Holy fucking balls, what do I do?!
Holy freaking God![edit | edit source]
Mary, Jesus and great Caesar's ghost, I don't know if this is even redeemable! Oh God, I'M RUINING THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNCYCLOPEDIA!
Was that too many capitals?!?![edit | edit source]
Shit! Oh shit! Shit, bullshit and horseshit! Shit, shit, shit! SHIT! What am I supposed to do now!
Look at all that swearing![edit | edit source]
This will never be acceptable for children to read! My parents can never read this! I'll never get to run for public office! I'm a disgrace to everything!
Ants[edit | edit source]
Ants!
Holy fucking Hell, a link!!![edit | edit source]
Should I click that? I don't fucking know! Where the Hell does it lead?! What if it leads to [porn]?! JESUS BLOODY CHRIST! That link doesn't even stay inside the wiki!
Is this even a wiki?[edit | edit source]
Should Wiki be capitalized? Oh my fucking God! YOUR MOM! AAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAH![edit | edit source]
Oh God. . .[edit | edit source]
This is all a mess! It's all my fault! Someone's going to kill me for this, aren't they?!
Someone help me![edit | edit source]
Get that Todd Lyons guy to help out! He knows what he's doing!
FUCK![edit | edit source]
Oh my God, I need to warn everybody about this before it spreads! FUCK!
Wait! SHIT![edit | edit source]
FUCK! Who the hlel know hwo ot work this thing? Fcuk! I think I'ev goen lysdexic!
The cap ate my brain![edit | edit source]
ARGH!! The cap ate my brain!! Get it off! GET IT OFF!! Die cap die! Where's my brain!? WHERE!? NOOO!
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