Uncyclopedia:Throw out the fucking baby
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↑ You see this little shit?
Well, according to Wikipedia, we shouldn't throw out the baby with the bath water.
But think for a hot second. What has that baby ever done to you? All it does is cry and whine and cry and beg for more milk. It has never helped you, it has never done anything good for you, it has never loved you despite what the media might want to make you believe.
All it has ever done is make your life a living hell.
Which is why here at Uncyclopedia we say, just throw out the fucking baby.
It doesn't matter how: through the window, at the trash ...
Just. Throw. The. Fucking. Baby.
Like this.
In fact, you can even keep the bath water, as a treat. It will probably help you more than that baby ever did.
“I fucking hate babies. (That’s the real reason I’m gay – so I’ll never have one.)”