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Dmitry Putinovich Medvedev (Russian: Димо Медвед; born 14 September 1965) is the undisputed Prime Minister of the Russian Federation. Medvedev is noted for his harsh stance on individuality and for his loyalty to his President. He was also President of the Russian Federation between 2008 and 2012 although it is easy for many to forget this, or indeed not to have noticed.

It is December 2007. Vladimir Putin, Russia's strongest, handsomest, most popular president of all time, is nearing the end of his second term in office. He cannot constitutionally continue as his country's dear leader any longer. It is time for the great man to fade into the political background. It is time for new leadership, new ideas, new militarism. Step forward, Putin's right hand man, Dmitry Medvedev. (Full article...)