Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/October 28

Yes?

Is it about The Edge?

Look, I'm awfully sorry but...

WE ARE A DEATH METAL BAND.

WE ARE DEATH.

Yes well, the thing is, I'm having some children from Syria for school bombing this morning...

Who is it, darling?

It's a couple of Death salesmen of metal bands or something... I don’t think we need any at the moment.

Hi, I'm Roseanne. Well don't leave them hanging around outside darling, ask them in.

Darling, I don’t think it’s quite the moment...

Do come in, come along in, come and have a drink, do come on... it’s some people who sell wristbands. Do come in, please. (Full article...)