Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/October 23

The National Awesome Space Agency (NASA) is an entity of the United States government that is responsible for all things relating to space. This includes space travel, spacewalking, space aliens, and Kevin Spacey. Its most well-known accomplishments include landing on The Moon and inventing a pen that can write in space. NASA currently has plans to return to the Moon after a half-century hiatus (critics say it's "a bad idea") while others include colonizing Mars (just in case) and reaching into space as deep as Uranus.

The motto of NASA is "for the benefit of all", referring to its goal of eventually putting every person, place, and object on the Earth into perfect circular orbit. The administration is constantly under fire from angry taxpayers claiming that it is a waste of money; such detractors are known to vanish and reappear months later in the Nevada desert. (Full article...)