Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/November 24

A bit of luck and a wave of a hand are needed to view God's deleted contributions. When you catch God and/or Mother Nature plucking away or wishing sideways at Her majestic-based timespaced-notrace cosmic keyboard, which instead of letters and numbers and confusing symbols is outfitted with hundreds of thousands of liquid and gaseous keys and pebble shaped molecule-smooth rainbows which He plays in single strings to all things and something or nothing in beween, forming and holding an idea in a single placespace, or rocks out in alltime infinite multiple universal combinations like Thelonious Monk on hash oil. So stand way back, 'cause things be flying at ya without time and space leaning in to spoil the view. We are still very much surrounded by the eighth day of creation and going strong, so contributions of Goddess continue to rise into experiential reality to overspread it rapidly throughout all the universes (although the vast majority of those contributions exist for only a nillionth of a nanofermisecond before she moves one-eighth of a Planck length to Her left and deletes them). (Full article...)