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World War IV, or the Fourth World War, or The War of the Brands, is a future international military conflict stemming from the outbursts of people brought to numerous bars in the aftermath of the Third World War. The first conflict begins in Russia in late 2021 over production of beer at a vodka facility; another begins in Canada over production of vodka at a beer facility. The majority of nations join either "the allies" (brought to you by Coors) or "the Siberian alliance" (brought to you by Smirnoff) and turn commercialization into a full-scale global war with millions of troops defending "their freedom" (from Übers). (Full article...)