Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/December 30

It's Christmas, and right now you're experiencing all the joys of the season. You're decorating the tree with the children, singing songs, baking goodies, taking out a second mortgage on your home to afford all that crap you bought at the mall, and reflecting on the miracle that was the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year!

Enjoy it while you still can.

Soon this all will come to an abrupt end. There are those out there who are planning destruction to Christmas, our religion, our culture and everything we hold dear. No, I'm not talking about liberals and their War on Christmas. This is much, much worse. Hold on to your Santa hats.

This, my friends, is the Chanupocalypse! (Full article...)