Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/December 29

The Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (AMPTP) is a ragtag clan of production companies and studios whose members huddle for warmth around a burning trashcan in Encino, California. Operating under the slogan "We's jus' tryin' ta get by", the alliance negotiates with nasty entertainment industry trade unions in an effort to put food on their families' tables and socks on the feet of their young ones.

Its 350 or so members are dedicated to bringing America the very best in television and movies. However, that mission has recently come under siege in a sneak attack from the Writer's Guild of America (also known as "The Axis"). In a typical money-grubbing scheme, the WGA and its brutal gang of 12,000 bloodthirsty scribes have decided to shut down production of shows and films nationwide in an effort to gain some sort of compensation for what can be tenuously described as their "work". (Full article...)