Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/December 10

Vortex is a generic term used to describe the various circular forces that exist in the universe. Its plural form is vortices and the inherent power of a vortex is expressed in units of vorticity. Its physical properties involve a spinning, turbulent flow of matter which transports selective materials from one place to another. The speed and rate of rotation is greatest at the center, then decreases progressively with distance from the Event Horizon, which really sucked as a movie. Vortices are fundamental forces of nature, which is why they can be found almost anywhere. (Full article...)