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An increasing number of people do not believe in the existence of people who believe the world is flat, according to a new report.
The study, Flat Earthers: the truth about the truth about the lie, issued by the UN, found that a high percentage of internet users – especially millennials – believe that flat earthers are a myth, despite empirical evidence to the contrary.
"Think about it," one is quoted as telling researchers, "There are all these videos online of people who are supposedly flat earthers, but have you ever met one?
"Until I get to see one with my own eyes, and poke it with a ruler, I won't believe they exist."