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Shit, I'm hungry. How long have we been sitting here? I'm so hungry. Can I look in your freezer? YES. YES! French fries. Okay, this bag is brand new. And there's only two of us ... But we did smoke an awful lot. I'll just make all of them. Preheat the oven, I have to go pee.
The oven is hot, feels like these are ready to go in. Shit, I'm so excited. This is the best day of my life. Set the timer for fifteen minutes, Neil. Let's kill some prostitutes until the buzzer goes off.
Hey, do you smell that? Something is definitely ...
Oh God! The fries! Please God, take Neil, but not the fries. Oh, Wait ...
It's just that one that fell onto the bottom. Well, we can scoop that out, right? Hand me the oven mitt and ... (Full article...)