Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/April 1

Heyyy junior, come here! Let me see you big guy, c'mon, flex those muscles! Oooh look at those guns huh, you been working out? I bet all the ladies are going crazy for you at school. What Karen? Of course, I know he's just a kid, but c'mon, I'm his father! Shouldn't a father be able to teach his six-year-old some lessons about life? He's going to be liking girls eventually and-

What's that? He's eight-years-old? What, nooo of course I knew that! I was just teasing him, you know, just playing around. Stop acting so serious all the time Karen.

You bitch...

What's that? Oh no nothing, I was telling junior here how he's going to go have some fun now with his dad, you know, since our parental agreement states I can only have him once every 2 years. Haha, I know, I know, the court voted in your favor, but I could have won too if my lawyer was a little bit better and if I had slept with the judge...

What? Oh no, haha, I was just saying how you're such a great mother. I am so glad to have such a great woman raising my child...my only child...my only son... (Full article...)