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Comrades,
There is something that you should know:
We are unable to locate the Allspark.
Your congressmen are secretly planning to eat you and your families.
To combat this, October 9 will now be official German blessing day.
As long as our flag waves bravely in the wind, so too will we wave bravely in the wind.
Ask yourself: Is this really a risk that we're willing to take?
Thank you.