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To everybody who just tuned in,
You look good. Have you lost weight?
The stomach of our great nation's collective body has started to rumble.
We have discovered secret documents proving Scientology.
We're not going to do anything about this, I just thought you may want to know.
From the pugnacious fields of Tselinoyarsk to the glittering wiki of our Capital, I know that we can band together to fight this.
Goodnight. And good luck.
Thank you.