Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

Mr. President,

I've got a lot to say and not very long to say it, so here goes:

In the beginning was The Word, and The Word was operating system.

I woke up this morning in a strange room with no recollection of what happened last night.

I can't really handle this, so I'm going to kill myself.

Pray so the internet will not be torn in pieces!

See us in Uncyclopedia IRC.

Thank you.

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