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To everybody who just tuned in,

I am here tonight to discuss with you a matter of upmost importance.

We are not prepared to lose any more of our citizens' lives.

Your children will all need to be sold as slaves to pay off our deficit.

This is unacceptable. Join me in a coup against our government!

As long as our flag waves bravely in the wind, so too will we wave bravely in the wind.

See you later alligator!

Thank you.


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