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My Internet,
Do you wish to play Zork?
Al Queda is coming to our homeland.
A giant black hole has opened up in our galaxy and is going to suck us all into a state of nothingness and almost certain death.
I don't know about you, but I'm hightailing it outta here!
As long as our flag waves bravely in the wind, so too will we wave bravely in the wind.
Remember - don't blame me.
Thank you.