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Comrades,

There is something that you should know:

We are unable to locate the Allspark.

Your congressmen are secretly planning to eat you and your families.

To combat this, October 9 will now be official German blessing day.

As long as our flag waves bravely in the wind, so too will we wave bravely in the wind.

Ask yourself: Is this really a risk that we're willing to take?

Thank you.


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