Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Mom,

Kitten huffing is bad

Don't shoot the messenger, but I have something I need to tell you.

I have absolutely no clue what I'm doing.

Do you guys have any ideas?

As long as our flag waves bravely in the wind, so too will we wave bravely in the wind.

I bless you all in the name of St Bill Gates.

Thank you.

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