Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

You idiot Pixelantes,

Do you wish to play Zork?

Don't shoot the messenger, but I have something I need to tell you.

I have been ordered to shoot all your pets.

Can somebody please give me a hand with this?

I support our troops to do whatever is necessary to get this done.

I bless you all in the name of St Tom and Jerry.

Thank you.

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