Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

My Internet,

I am here tonight to discuss with you a matter of upmost importance.

In the beginning was The Word, and The Word was vortex.

Your congressmen are secretly planning to eat you and your families.

Can somebody please give me a hand with this?

Huffing kittens is not American

I bless you all in the name of St Kermit the Frog.

Thank you.

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