Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 31

February 31: Old Year's Eve

• 1332 - Anonymous invented Time Traveling.
• 1929 - Ice cream found it's way to the indigenous people of Iowa.
• 1931 - Pootis ice cream here.
• 1935 - The Cellphone is invented.
• 1943 - The Time Paradox was invented.
• 1945 - World War II ended.
• 1962 - Zero-Gravity Flights was invented.
• 1965 - Gravity was invented.
• 1968 - Anti-Gravity was invented.
• 20X6 - Double Deuce!
• 2101 - World War III was here.
• 2150 - World War III ended.