UnTunes:Who The Fuck Gave Boris Yeltsin A Guitar???
Boris Yeltsin's guitar cover of the Russian national anthem at the time, "Patriotic Song", had no lyrics, because Boris was too intoxicated to ever say a single word. As a cherry on top, the Patriotic Song had no lyrics at all.
On the day of the performance, Boris Yeltsin accidentally missed a note (as shown in the file attached on the right), and tried to correct his graving mistake. Graving, as he would die by the NKVD, who later restored the Soviet Union. The song was hidden from the public until the second dissolution of the Soviet Union occurred. Several proposed lyrical versions were made, although they were never here. For the purpose of making this article a tad bit longer, the proposed lyrics will be placed here:
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
Holy fucking shit
I am so motherfucking drunk!
I am high
I am also on cocaine!
Russia is huge
As huge as my big, big-ass penis
Grad-u-ally
I'll have a Russian erection!
Why are you all mad?
I'm so fucking high
And I am Russian
I'm like you!
(Chord fuck-up)
The great motherland
Isssss....
HOLY SHIT I'M DYING!
Ow.... oww....
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