UnTunes:Who The Fuck Gave Boris Yeltsin A Guitar???

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Putin's worse at the "guitar-business" however.

Boris Yeltsin's guitar cover of the Russian national anthem at the time, "Patriotic Song", had no lyrics, because Boris was too intoxicated to ever say a single word. As a cherry on top, the Patriotic Song had no lyrics at all, which is why nobody knew it. Several proposed lyrical versions were made, although they were never here. For the purpose of making this article a tad bit longer, the proposed lyrics will be placed here:

Lyrics[edit | edit source]

Majestically above the Fatherland,

The towers of the ancient Kremlin.

Glory to the state of our forefathers,

All of the Russian land!


You, rich in spirituality

And strong in fellowship –

Gradually, through hardship and holiness,

Have come together forever.


Through unity of its peoples,

Unbreakable and strong,

Our wise country

Will overcome all adversities.