UnTunes:The Randomness Rap
- This very random song, called The Randomness Rap, was created by youtube user thecomputernerd01. It is very long and it took me FOREVER to get the Lyrics to it. Very good song though.
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
(Piano Music)
I look like a rabbit
Eat lots of cheese
Play halo 3
T-bag everyone I see
I don't really care
I'm not a noob
I just look like one
Chillin in my tube
Meet my iPod
His name is Billy
He plays my music and smells a little weird
My guitar pick is yellow
And the Jell-O is red
Coke beats Sprite
And my lyrics are tight
Mary had a little lamb
Josh had a little plunger
This is Oscar
This is Fifth
I eat pineapples for breakfast
Lunch is my favorite subject
Cheese plus ham equals ham and cheese
Sandwiches are the best
So everyone stand up and itch yourself
I got a bear
You got my underwear
My shorts are orange; i dance with my grandpa
If you ask me who I am
Than I’ll just you Arnold Schwartzanegar
Is a beast
Every single day I play
With my broken drumstick
Photobooth is my life
And my toilet is clogged once again
I’m sorry but I couldn’t help it
The Cottage cheese smells really bad
My beanie makes me look
Like an Egghead
Oh yeah I look like an egg
And I smell like Usher
At the same time
So boys and girls get up and let’s dance
My shirt is black and I like to play
With this USB flash drive
Because it’s really slidy
And it looks really hip
‘Cause I want to be really cool like Herman Lee
And I like to play
Baseball with my friends in the backyard
I’m the best one every single day
Because the master chief is wimp compared to me
(cool music)
Come on
It’s time to eat your cereal
My bandana makes me look like a homie
So I’m gonna eat some baloney
Pass me some
I don't really want to
It’s all for me and none for you
These are my vehicles
They are expensive
Oh yeah and I want to eat some food
So pass the Rubik’s Cube
And let’s make a sandwich in the kitchen
Where’s the Mayo
I don’t know
This is my pig
And this is my hand
I like to fight crimes
Making fart sounds with your hands
And I want to build a terra cuz I look so good
My name is Josh
And I am the greatest rapper
Just ask my Grandma
She never lies
And my sour watermelons are my babies
They taste so good just like my socks
Cuz I am so kool
And that's spelled with a K
And my pants have stripes on them
That means I’m really gangsta
So
Why am I talking so slow
I really don’t know why I am a guy
That rhymes with WHY
LOL means laugh out loud
And JK means Josh kicks beavers in the butt
No, no-i, no I don’t
Worms, cows, beavers, penguins
Those are my favorite animals
In the whole entire world
I better go yo and
Ugly, pretty, skinny, fat
I going to go to the bathroom
And eat my favorite chips Privately
cause I can’t trust you
My dog smells bad
I like to play with my remote
Cuz it has nine numbers on it
I need to really fart
Pea-nut-but-ter cookies are the best
And their cereal has Captain Crunch on the cover
Oh my Gosh!
My shirt is black and I like to play
With this USB flash drive
Because it’s really slidy
And it looks really hip
Cuz I want to be really cool like Herman Lee
And I like to play
Baseball with my friends in the backyard
I’m the best one every single day
Because the master chief is wimp compared to me
My car is a total chick magnet
Cuz a magnetizes chicks to it
Because it smells like dryer sheets oh yes
I try to carve messages into my desk
But I always lose and end up having a really bad day
You may call me weird
But all I have to say
Is my name is Josh
And I like to eat chickens
Oh yeah I like to eat chickens
(cool music)
- Produced by thecomputernerd01
- Brought to UnTunes by Skate1168
- Lyrics by thecomputernerd01
- Lyrics collected by Skate1168
- Voices by thecomputernerd01
- Made into MP3 by Skate1168